WILLIAM TAKES THE LORD’S NAME IN VAIN!!! (RAGE)

Violette: Why hello everyone! We’re at Dairy Queen to get Andy a Blizzard!

William: Mom Dairy Queen is stupid!

Violette: No It’s not!

William: YES IT IS JESUS CHRIST!!!

Violette: WILLIAM!!!

Bill: FUCKIN JURK!!!

Theo: Did you take the lord’s name in vain?

William: NO!!!

* Theo punches William*

Violette: WHATTHEFUCKDUDE!? *Fast talk*

Theo: MY NAME’S THEO BITCH!!!!

* Theo throws Andy’s blizzard at Bill*

Bill: WHAT THE FRICK JERK THAT’S MY NEPHEW‘S BLIZZARD!!!

William: IT’S FIGHTIN TIME BITCH!!!

* Bill, Andy, and William start an epic fight with Theo. Bill throws a baby high chair at Theo, and Theo splashes someone’s coke on William*

Guy: THAT’S MY COKE MORON!!!

* Andy grabs a plate from the table and chucks at Theo*

Violette: GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS!!!!

* Theo destroys the entire restaurant, but the family escapes before it collapses*

Violette: Oh my gosh... that was the craziest Dairy Queen visit we have ever seen...