KID DRIVES MOM’S NISSAN QUEST PLATINUM

Violette: Why hello everyone! Today, William is going to drive my 2017 Nissan Quest Platinum. It‘s a cool minivan with a chrome paint job and has leather seats!

William: Let’s drive!

Andy: Violette sold our damaged Tesla Model X to buy this!

Violette: That’s right!

* The scene cuts to the family driving the car*

Violette: this car is so badass, It makes our Yukon XL look great!

Bill: WATCH THE FUCKING ROAD JERK!!!

Violette: BILL!!!

William: WE’RE ON A FREEWAY DAD!!!

* The Nissan makes a sudden turn, and heads to the studio where The Banana Splits Show is filmed*

Violette: SLOWTHEFUCKDOWNHARLEYDAVIDSONISINTHEROAD!!! *Fast talk*

* Harley waves to ”The Banana Splits*, but he gets run over in the process*

William: WHAT!? THE!? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!?

Bill: YOU RAN OVER A HOMELESS KID JERK!!!

* After Violette talks to Harley’s mother, she gets back in the car*

Violette: OURFUCKINGCARISRUINED!!! *Fast talk*

William: *Sighs* Let‘s turn the camera off...