WILLIAM AND BILL TRASH ARNIE AND CHRISTINE’S WEDDING

Violette: Why hello everyone. Today, we’re at Arnie Cunningham and Christine’s wedding.

Bill: I can’t believe that jerk is marrying his car!

William: Just shut up dad!

Priest: We are gathered here today to start the marriage between Arnold Cunningham and Christine P. Fury. Arnold, do you take this vehicle to be your wife?

Arnie: I do.

Priest: And Christine, do you take this man to be your husband?

Christine: I do.

Priest: I now pronounce you, Husband and wife. You may rev the bride.

* Arnie gets inside Christine and revs her engine*

Violette: Oh my gosh... this is beautiful...

Bill: THIS WEDDING IS POINTLESS!!! HOW CAN A GROWN MAN MARRY HIS OWN CAR!?

Violette: BILL!!!

William: I AGREE!!!

* William and Bill grab clubs and proceed to smash Christine to bits*

Arnie: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS!!!

Violette: WILLIAM!!!! BILL!!!!

* William smashes Christine’s windshield*

* Bill pries off Christine’s hood*

* William slashes Christine’s tires*

Christine: STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!

Violette: WILLIAMANDBILLYOUTWODONOTSMASHCHRISTINENOWSHEISDAMAGEDTHANKSTOYOU!!! *Fast talk*

Christine: *Sobbing* Arnie...

Arnie: It’s OK sweetie... *Yells* GET THE FUCK OUT OF HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!!!!!

* The three run out of the wedding*

* At Home*

Violette: Oh my gosh... Those two... Arnie shot them in the butts with BB guns... I didn’t show it on camera though... well, we’ll see you in the next video!