BILL DISRESPECTS THE NEW CAR

Bill: what is that?

Violette: It’s the new car! A 1978 Ford Pinto!

Pinto: Hi!

William: The New Car looks nice!

Bill: NO IT DOES NOT!!! THOSE HIDEOUS WOODEN PANELS MAKE IT LOOK STUPID!!!

Violette: BILLYOUDON’TINSULTPINTOLIKETHAT!!! *Fast talk*

(Bill smashes Pinto’s windshield)

Violette: BILL!!!

Pinto: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

(Bill proceeds to destroy Pinto)

Violette: STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!

(Pinto is completely destroyed. His headlights have been shattered, his tires have been slashed, His engine has water in it, and his radio has been smashed to bits)

Violette: BILL!!! PINTO’S DEAD!!!

Bill: I DON’T CARE!!!