WILLIAM DRIVES A PIKACHU SCHOOL BUS

Violette: OK, so William is driving a pikachu themed school bus from Japan.

* William puts the bus in drive*

William: Let’s drive to Speedway!

* William speeds up the bus*

Bill: SLOW THE FUCK DOWN JERK!!!

William: I CAN’T!!!

* Suddenly, the CRAZYBUS title screen music comes on the radio*

Bill: WHO TURNED ON THAT AWFUL MUSIC!?

William: WE’RE GONNA CRASH!!!

* The Bus crashes into the Speedway station, killing everyone in the connivence store*