CHRISTINE FARTS UP THE HOUSE

Violette: Why hello everyone! The reason why there’s blue smoke everywhere is because Christine is farting like crazy!

Bill: It stinks jerk!

Christine: *Crying* THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING!!! *Wails*

Arnie: It’s OK baby... Arnie’s here... You need a new exhaust hose...

William: THIS BLUE EXHAUST SMELLS SO BAD MY NOSTRILS ARE BURNING!!!

Bill: STOP FARTING JERK!!!

Violette: BILL!!! DON’T YELL AT HER!!!

* Bill inserts a cork into Christine’s exhaust*

Christine: *Loud Wailing* IT HURTS!!!

Violette: BILL!!! TAKE THAT CORK OUT OF HER EXHAUST NOW!!!

Bill: NO!!!

Arnie: YOU FUCKING BITCH SHITTER!!!

* Arnie removes the cork, causing a giant blue exhaust fume to come out of Christine’s exhaust*

Christine: *Soft crying* Thanks Arnie... I feel better...

Arnie: Any time Baby. *kisses her windshield*

Violette: This is beautiful...