PINTO’S FUNERAL

Violette: Hello everyone... today is a sad day... the new car Pinto got destroyed by Bill... And now he’s in the junkyard... I’ll say a few words: Pinto was a great car. Bill destroyed him because he said his amazing green paint and his beautiful wooden panels on his doors were ugly... that’s all I have to say.

Bill: Pinto was a ghetto car who had a poorly designed gas tank! He should’ve exploded! I mean, who would want to drive a Ford Pinto in the first place? They’re ugly!

Violette: BILLYOUDONOTDISRESPECTTHEFUNERAL!!! *Fast talk*

* Bill sets Pinto’s body on fire*

Violette: BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!!